conversations with ECB in her car

PG: "So your GPS seems to be making you a lot less angry, huh?"

ECB: "Affirmative."

PG: "I was kind of concerned you were going to drive into a telephone pole out of rage."

ECB: "That's a thought I'm willing to admit I have had."

PG: "Like, not by accident because you were so angry you were distracted, but on purpose as a means of ending the misery of the GPS-induced rage."

ECB: "Oh I totally understood what you meant."

PG: "You can't drive yourself into a telephone pole, because you're an integral component of my sanity. I can't do life without you."

ECB: "Oh my god, same. You can never leave me."

PG: "That seems unlikely. Also, I don't get as angry at my GPS."

ECB: "I think I'm going to tape a picture of your face to my dashboard so I remember."

PG: "That's slightly creepy, but I'm okay with that."